flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

deltadoverdeltat:

abitsmartassy:

this is the greatest headline i have ever seen

Is this real?

edwad:

#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair

raleiqhbecket:

awwww-cute:

My cat is always so anxious for his daily car rides !

hIS J AcKET

tastefullyoffensive:

[efrainmontes]

taco-marco:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

In honor of hitting 69 followers I will be giving away this small shopping cart I found in the trash at work (I’m a janitor so this isn’t as strange as it sounds, I find all sorts of crap). You do not have to be following me, and I will ship anywhere in the world on my own money. If you would like to win said small shopping cart reblog this post by June 30th! Winner will be chosen at random.

This has eleven thousand notes in under twelve hours.  My followers have multiplied twentyfold.  A fic has been written about me and my goddamn shopping cart.  Why.  Why does a tiny shopping cart instill such passion in the hearts of bloggers

fifteen days left!  Reblog to improve your chances of winning this eight dollar hunk of metal by one hundredth of a percent!  You know you want it.

i’m not even reblogging this because i want to win. i’m reblogging this because it feels like taking a part in history

dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend

wkdart:


Someone’s taking animal crossing a little too seriously

wkdart:

Someone’s taking animal crossing a little too seriously