uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

nuditea:

??????? is it 2014 or fuckung 1414? does the book have to be handscribed by monks and put on a ship from europe to come to the americas? does a courier have to wait for the spring thaw to navigate the treacherous rivers and roads to my city? did i order this on my laptop or did i just chip my credit card details into a stone block and throw it down the mountain? am i even going to be able to turn the pages or has our species not yet crawled out of the goddamn oceans and evolved opposable thumbs??????????

nuditea:

??????? is it 2014 or fuckung 1414? does the book have to be handscribed by monks and put on a ship from europe to come to the americas? does a courier have to wait for the spring thaw to navigate the treacherous rivers and roads to my city? did i order this on my laptop or did i just chip my credit card details into a stone block and throw it down the mountain? am i even going to be able to turn the pages or has our species not yet crawled out of the goddamn oceans and evolved opposable thumbs??????????

nedroidcomics:

Happy Valentine’s Day, babe. Please undo this horrifying curse.

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

salty-robot:

vanjalen:

tragically beautiful

best way to get the formuoli

kanesus:

why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me 

lesliehowards:

straight allies are so brave. how do they manage to reach out and kiss their own ass on a daily basis without breaking any bones. amazing.

clannyphantom:

and I think to myself
what a wonderful world

gtfozayn:

lOOK AT HiS LIL EXCITED FACE DOTN TOCIUGH ME

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tsuthetiger:

the fuck outta here

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

ratmother:

one time i was laughing with my sister and i said haha hokey pokey is kinda like sex. in out in out shake it all about. and she just looked at me dead in the eyes and ‘you put your right leg in’