May142013

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(via wrong-page)

May132013
okcgoldmine:

in case anyone hasn’t seen today’s cyanide and happiness comic strip

okcgoldmine:

in case anyone hasn’t seen today’s cyanide and happiness comic strip

April242013

meladoodle:

son… it’s about time we had a little chat about sex.. well i actually need a few tips, your mother is unsatisfied.. wait where are you going…

(via thetowndrugdealer)

April102013

dancemommamaniac:

I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY 

(via moderatelyannoying)

8AM
kankri-komedy:

booksofadam:

Taylor Swift’s writing process. More at Books of Adam.

IM DYING I CANT
SHES LIKE 
“I MADE ALL THIS MONEY AND IM STILL NOT HAPPY”
EQVEWR

kankri-komedy:

booksofadam:

Taylor Swift’s writing process. More at Books of Adam.

IM DYING I CANT

SHES LIKE 

“I MADE ALL THIS MONEY AND IM STILL NOT HAPPY”

EQVEWR

(via yourefunnymann)

March262013

Tea technique

anneapocalypse:

rosethouartsick:

  1. Eat teabag.
  2. Drink boiling water.
  3. Smash cup on own face.

#go hard or go home

(Source: scumtrout, via tertail)

8AM
chuckiy:

chuckiy:

chuckiy:

i don’t think she’ll get my pun

she didn’t


the jig is up

chuckiy:

chuckiy:

chuckiy:

i don’t think she’ll get my pun

she didn’t

the jig is up

(via thewisepickle)

March232013

peetasfakeleg:

so i was having a driving lesson today and my instructor told me to be gentle with the gear stick and treat it like a lady and i said “im sorry i cant do that” and he said “oh youre a girl who likes it rough then” and i swear i almost crashed

(via gryffindor-heir)

March172013

burgrs:

*leans against swing set and sips caprisun* so do u come here often 

(via askinnyblackman)

March142013

(Source: togifs, via peetaah)

9PM

rhydonmyhardon:

do you ever say something to someone that you felt was smooth and witty but like .4 seconds later reality punches you in the face and your vocal chords strangle themselves out of sheer embarassment

(via toflywithonesownwings)

9PM

only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via toflywithonesownwings)

March122013
blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

(Source: pleatedjeans, via cruxmoot)

10AM

joshishollywood:

sparklewench:

editorial design antics, pt. 2

this looks like a normal magazine spread right

image

well

if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle

image

no one noticed

and they actually published it

now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault

oh my god am i a horrible person or what

If I could live one day the way you live your entire life

(via superstylinson)

March112013
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