canadians r out there and they know when ur talking about them
I AM HERE FOR EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.
It is a testament to this website that I immediately thought she had shorn off his ass with a sword and not that she had stolen his treasure
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
forcing a friend to watch a tv show
if I ever get married I don’t want an expensive ring like I really don’t if I got a ring worth $15,000 I’d be mad do you know how many video games and pop tarts we could’ve bought with that
my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete
THIS IS STILL THE FUNNIEST THING
there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard
is this ok can i have this blanket please
so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD
cosmo tips: spice things up in the bedroom by shoving a jalapeño up your partner’s ass
(x)there has never been a more relevant comic
This is Ireland in a nutshell (and probably canada)