Procrastinators United

June22012

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

10PM

edwrad:

how did i fuck up something that simple

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3PM

A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man driving a gray car, license plate: Quebec 72B 381. Canada. Reblog this. It could save her. The Kidnapping is recent so do it, 3 seconds will not kill you. If it were your child.

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May312012

rochellejanee:

i posted this on my friends wall

and people were bitching about how it was creepy

so then i posted this

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11PM

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10PM

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg

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10PM

notkorra:

joining a fandom

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10PM

person: but that ship doesn't make sense because that character already likes someone else..
me: shhh do you hear that?
me: it's the winds of me not giving a fuck
me: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*✧

10PM

radicul:

did you try scraping the burnt parts off

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10PM

bann-3d:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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10PM

god: every comment you make
god: every shit you take
god: every prayer you (don't) make
god: every time you masturbate
god: i'll be watching you.

10PM

When you're trying to cook something, and It turns out perfectly.

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